pourwhiskeyongraves:

tenderlesbian:

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

people in the notes: I learned to do this in the military

me:

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scorpiogy:

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striders:

love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them

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frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

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quotemadness:

“I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.”

— Douglas Pagels

(Source: quotemadness.com)

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naturaekos:

““Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.””

— H. Jackson Brown Jr., P.S. I Love You
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